beef skoff

When someone rubs there ass in ur face after taking a dump!

LOL!

friend is sleeping in a room and your with a few of ur mates and rub your ass in the person who is sleepings face this is a beef skoff

by Max Morgan November 10, 2007

Gang Spaff

another term for bukkake. When a group of males gather around and spaff in the face of a female.

Last night we gave Becky the most horrific gang spaffing possible.

by Craig S Thomson July 3, 2011

snoff

to sneeze and cough simultainusly while smoking weed -verb

he snoffed after he hit the blunt it was so funny!

by theeviltwin March 11, 2010

spiff up

Embellish, spruce up, tittivate, smarten up, make neat....

make sure every one of your past companies and titles are meaningful and really spiff up the first line under your name. This is your personal branding statement so make sure it stands out

by Kuba-Cuba May 12, 2014

Spaff

the act of ejaculaction

i tell a lie i did spaff on her tits

by badman April 3, 2003

Sloff

Sloff iz the way Sid The SLoff from the movie ice age says "Sloth"

Manny: Wuts ur name
Sid: hi my names sid the sloff

by Sloff April 25, 2009

Scoffee

Slang for Ice Coffee, generally of the type that comes in a 600ml carton.
"scoff-ee"

"I'm thirsty. I would love a Scoffee."

by Spazmat August 31, 2005