wolf spider

Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.

I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017

dead spider

the smell of a charcoal skinned individual

bro, that extremely tanned individual smells like a dead spider.

by yojan the great May 8, 2018

connecticut slide

When driving on any multi-lane highway or road, it’s when a driver switches multiple lanes at a time, often but not limited to switching from the left most lane to the right most in a single motion. Nine times out of ten, CT drivers will be seen using this maneuver, but drivers from other states can sometimes be seen doing it also.

I think our exit is coming up in less than a half mile.
Alright baby, who’s ready for this Connecticut Slide? We gotta make this exit or else we’re gonna be late!

by ctpackersfan October 15, 2019

huntsman spider

a large fucking spider that is harmless but is gigantic and feared by many australians. this spider is found in houses mainly during summer because they love the heat, they feast on insects. they just sit on you’re wall still until you try to kill it they zoom off somewhere else in a fast pace. they are brown, short haired, skinny and massive sized and the size is probably why so many australians are petrified of then

dude there was a huge huntsman spider in my room, i ran out of my room and was petrified.

by didnotask1 January 20, 2020

brampton-spider

Brampton-spider is the nigga who got bit by an Indian has super powers. They probably say they're not from brampton but those niggas are lying. They got the power to eat any chicken clean

Guy 1: You guys see da brampton-spider?
Guy 2: Yea, he ate the fried chicken clean fam
Brampton-spider: I'm not from Brampton

by Black Airforce Nigga February 19, 2020

Crispy Slides

Power point slides that are so good, they are crispy

Man, I just sent my deck over to the MD and he really liked them. Those were some crispy slides.

by Banker22 September 24, 2021

Deploy the Slide

Over-reacting to workplace stress and quitting in a dramatic fashion. Named for the Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater who, after an altercation with an especially rude passenger in August 2010, cursed out the passenger, grabbed two beers and exited the plane parked on the runway via the emergency inflatable slide.

Did you hear about Mikey? He got so fed up at work today, he dropped trou and told his boss to kiss his ass! What a way to deploy the slide.

by rickbrunernyc August 13, 2010