when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)
1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!
2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.
2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.
by BlackPanther415 March 4, 2009
Get the winter splinter mug.Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)
Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*
by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009
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1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"
2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"
2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"
by bgdeee December 31, 2007
Get the sphincter clipping mug.by LinkMaster03 June 22, 2008
Get the Sphincterus Maximus mug.Jane: Is Nick still dating that Bethany chick from last week?
Kelsey: No! He's dating Adriana.
Jane: What happened to Bethany?
Kelsey: We all know he's a sprinter dater.
Kelsey: No! He's dating Adriana.
Jane: What happened to Bethany?
Kelsey: We all know he's a sprinter dater.
by Swirl Inc. October 9, 2008
Get the Sprinter Dater mug.Used to describe a load so epically massive that one's sphincter clamps shut in an attempt to block its passage. Ultimately, this fails and just when you try to force it out, your sphincter surrenders to the inevitable. The enormous girth combined with the force exerted results in a painful (and sometimes audible) ripping sensation.
The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.
The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."
The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.
The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."
girl: you were in there a long time. Do you feel better?
guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak
girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!
guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak
girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!
by twilyth September 23, 2009
Get the sphincterror mug.(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.
by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010
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