Crustified Yetti Sphincter

1. Male or Female, an obease, nasty barnicle infested creature with ugly hair and unforseen features.
2. A fat nasty person.
3. A person with crusty skin leasions or dirty skin

See that dude over there buying those 10 whoppers, thats a fuckin crustified yetti sphincter

by The Nugget August 30, 2006

sphincter

a stupid person, or a stuck up individual

sphincter says wut?

by robert March 14, 2004

sphincter murmur

occurs when your anus spasms after digestion of spicy foods.

when Dave ate the nacho pile he had a sphincter murmur.

by Dave Rollie April 8, 2008

Sphincter Hug

A rather affectionate term used to describe the act and capability of the anus to literally "hug" or embrace in a loving matter any type of cylindric object placed next or in front of the rectal arms.

1. I saw Rogelio giving sphincter hugs to Charlie on my way to the toilet.

2. I don't want to complicate things more, so I just think we should just stay with the sphincter hugs and leave it at that...

3. Man, Marcos gives the tightest bear hugs.

4. Martha surprised me with the sweetest "hug" this morning.

by CRICACHINA June 28, 2009

Sphynctor

A sphynctor is a person (male or female) who masterbates goats on a regular basis. The kind of person who does this kind of thing has to be a somewhat quiet person who on occasions makes rude comments.

"You are a sphynctor"
"Dude, shes such a sphynctor"

by English class sucks March 4, 2009

spincter

akin to a sphincter. used widely by lazy lamens dodging the extra effort of having to use all letters per word.

ah spincter says what?

by corey kolvenbach May 28, 2004

sphincterization

the buildup of anal sweat caused when one is physically active yet refuses to wash themselves for days on end.

Bill was quite a hockey jock, but suffered from massive sphincterization because he wouldn't shower after each game.

by Nick Andrews June 1, 2007