Soap

Something you better not drop in jail!

John dropped the soap, and bubba played him like an untuned piano.

by Roshi April 27, 2003

mammal soap

Soap that is covered in body hair and pubes. Usually found at your uncle's house.

Jim: "Dude, you stink. Haven't you washed?"
Jonh: "No. I'm staying with my uncle and I didn't want to touch his mammal soap."

by Franky G. December 11, 2005

Soaper

A person who makes by hand their own soaps and bath products. Making soap is a fun and addictive hobby which allows you to end up with a finished product that is not only great on the skin, pleasing to look at, but also, it is a product that people will want to buy off you. Soapers are passionate and hopelessly addicted to planning and making soap.

All that soaper ever talks about is soap. A soaper is obsessed with anything that can be used as a mold, new oils and the benefit they can bring to soap, and they love to brag about how great their soap makes your skin feel.

by soaplover99 February 5, 2014

no soap...radio

punchline to a joke with No point. The joke is on you if you laugh. circa 1960

Two kangaroos are in the bathtub.
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"

by smokeyX September 30, 2005

shave the soap

The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.

It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.

"Who forgot to shave the soap!? It looks like Sasquatch was using this thing!"

by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006

Dropping the Soap

The BIG reason noone wants to go to jail.

Freaky Big hick guy 1: You sure do have a purty mouth...

by K~ August 10, 2003

soap opera

(n) 1. Real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. 2. Fuck em and get your own life

Dude, get off your soap opera-watching ass and get a life.

by snakemanjames August 20, 2009