Columbia River Snowball

An act of revenge that begins with shitting in a river and packing the pile like a snowball. Once the proper shape and consistency is achieved it can be hurled at the culprit.
Pat was tired of putting up with Rays taunts so he gave him a Columbia River Snowball.
by Thud Pickles March 26, 2009
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snowball brown

Wahh!!!!! It's snowball brown! The sexiest porn star ever! *pauses to salivate*
by bamboozle June 10, 2004
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Throwing rocks at somebody in California because we fail to have snow here.
Did you see Lauren hit him with that rock?! This is why I love being in California! Californian Snowball fighting ftw!
by Andyrew004 April 26, 2010
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Reverse dirty snowball

Similar to the reverse snowball however the load is depositted in the arse of reverse dirty snowballee. Post-deposition of said load, the girl sits on the reverse dirty snowballers face, allows the cooze to drip into the mans mouth and then french kissing is commenced to return the load to the girl.
by Efty August 12, 2009
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A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)
Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.
by MG123 April 29, 2008
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new orleans snowball

A sexual act requiring a MMF threesome in which a man expels the hot load he just received in his ass onto a woman’s face.
Hey, Charity, do you need a towel to clean off that New Orleans Snowball or are you going to lick it off your hand?
by Bruce in Biloxi March 02, 2018
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a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun
"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"
by benjamin eric May 01, 2008
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