Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019

Snorkeling

The act of another human being surviving from the ejactulation produced by the male penis; usually to conserve

During the pandemic my wife and I survived by snorkeling due to lack of food.

by Pantyemic October 19, 2020

Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.

“How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”

by MamaAgave February 11, 2023

Snorkel-flute

The act of poking holes in one's snorkel.

Dan was very angry with Vince on their snorkelling trip, and thus snorkel-fluted him.

by Menderah February 21, 2009

snorkel sniper

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles

Little Johnny said his friend is a snorkel sniper.

by Mrssc October 23, 2013

snorkel

When a girl rides your nose like dildo while you persist to eat the rectum

Sussanah and I performed the snorkel last night. I had a runny nose for the rest of the week.

by snorkel November 3, 2014

Snorkel Ramming

A sexual act in which a male wraps his legs around their partner's head and uses his legs to repeatedly ram his member in and out of their partner's mouth.

Wanting to discover if she truly had a gag reflex, Jessica let her boyfriend wrap his legs around her head and use them to repeatedly ram his member in and out of her mouth resulting in her first snorkel ramming.

by Publius LXIX March 20, 2021