Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".
Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".
Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.
Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016
Get the Handshakes with Snakesmug. While performing fellatio, the fellatrix hyper-extends or dislocates the jaw so as to engulf the exceptionally large member of the fellatee – in the same manner a python is able to trap and swallow an entire goat or adult pig.
Tom: ‘I went out for drinks with that cougar, Sharon, last night and she gave me the best snake-job I’ve had all week.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’
Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’
Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’
Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’
Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’
Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’
Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’
Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’
Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’
by Ex-Lax July 30, 2008
Get the Snake-jobmug. That game which legends play with Nokia keypad-phones.
If you still play this game, you have my respect.
If you still play this game, you have my respect.
by ThatMemerYouAreSearchingFor June 15, 2020
Get the snake xenziamug. Practice of exposing an erect penis (boner) in order to startle an unsuspecting person. Quite often used as a put down when done to an unpopular male or a male from outside your own social group. The implication is the recipient of the snake enjoys seeing other guys' boners. Shooting the snake can also be used to break up dull parties when someone has too much to drink and goes around showing his bone to party guests. May result in being punched in the nose or kicked in the nads. Use with Caution!
That twerp Jeremy kept hanging around us last night so Brad decided to shoot the snake at him! I thought I'd die laughing!
I dared Brad to shoot the snake at that nerd who parked in his spot at school, he totally did it!
Brad got so faced last night he went around asking if anybody wanted to see him shoot the snake. Nobody did, LOL!
I dared Brad to shoot the snake at that nerd who parked in his spot at school, he totally did it!
Brad got so faced last night he went around asking if anybody wanted to see him shoot the snake. Nobody did, LOL!
by Budly Dog August 24, 2009
Get the shoot the snakemug. You and I are soup snakes...and the reason is because of the soup that we like to eat...wait no, that doesn't make any sense. Soul mates. You and I are soul mates.
by em4806 November 15, 2013
Get the Soup Snakesmug. "Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.
...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"
by boatbutter March 27, 2008
Get the Snaking the Charmermug. A metaphorical island for people who back-stab, do something sneaky, or snake in general. People who are on snake island are officially labelled as snakes.
by AG9 August 2, 2016
Get the Snake Islandmug.