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Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016
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Snake-job

While performing fellatio, the fellatrix hyper-extends or dislocates the jaw so as to engulf the exceptionally large member of the fellatee – in the same manner a python is able to trap and swallow an entire goat or adult pig.
Tom: ‘I went out for drinks with that cougar, Sharon, last night and she gave me the best snake-job I’ve had all week.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’

Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’
Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’

Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’
Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’
by Ex-Lax July 30, 2008
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snake xenzia

That game which legends play with Nokia keypad-phones.

If you still play this game, you have my respect.
Guy1: Bruh, wanna play PUBG?
Guy2: Fuck PUBG!! I'm trying to make a new high score on Snake Xenzia.
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shoot the snake

Practice of exposing an erect penis (boner) in order to startle an unsuspecting person. Quite often used as a put down when done to an unpopular male or a male from outside your own social group. The implication is the recipient of the snake enjoys seeing other guys' boners. Shooting the snake can also be used to break up dull parties when someone has too much to drink and goes around showing his bone to party guests. May result in being punched in the nose or kicked in the nads. Use with Caution!
That twerp Jeremy kept hanging around us last night so Brad decided to shoot the snake at him! I thought I'd die laughing!

I dared Brad to shoot the snake at that nerd who parked in his spot at school, he totally did it!

Brad got so faced last night he went around asking if anybody wanted to see him shoot the snake. Nobody did, LOL!
by Budly Dog August 24, 2009
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Soup Snakes

You and I are soup snakes...and the reason is because of the soup that we like to eat...wait no, that doesn't make any sense. Soul mates. You and I are soul mates.
by em4806 November 15, 2013
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Snaking the Charmer

"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.
...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"
by boatbutter March 27, 2008
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venom snake

Big Boss' body double/phantom, who appears in MGSV:TPP. He is most noticeable by his appearance. He has a chunk of metal sticking out of his forehead, meant to look like the devil's horn. His left arm is bionic, and is bright red, possibly meant to look like blood. In 1975, he was known as "The Medic". He was involved in a freak accident that year. A bomb exploded nearby, causing him to jump in front of Big Boss to protect him. This sent him into a nine year coma, along with Big Boss. He was supposed to be assassinated by Cipher's XOF forces, but they all failed. One woman, known as Quiet, was severely burned, and fell out a window, plummeting to her death. The man who saved him, was none other than Big Boss, who told Venom Snake to call him "Ishmael". Venom Snake met up with Ocelot after escaping the burning hospital in Cyprus. He soon after rescued Kazuhira Miller from the Soviets. After that, he took command of Diamond Dogs. (Also a David Bowie song.) Miller and Venom had only one thing left to do... take revenge.
"V has come to." -Unknown
"Kaz... I'm already a demon." -Venom Snake
by mgsfan December 12, 2016
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