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Slippery Salmon 

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."
Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.
Slippery Salmon by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012

slippery heel

A slippery heel is when you get up the urge to jack off in the morning(this isn't an easy task)first you blow a load in your tube sock then wear it on your foot the rest of the day.
Scott: dude, you need to buy some more socks, they're filthy.

Todd: No don't worry, I was just horny this morning, and now I got a slippery heel goin.
slippery heel by scott doll August 9, 2006

slippery moustache 

a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding off of ones lip.
look at ron's stupid slippery moustache.
slippery moustache by alan steel October 17, 2008

Slippery hard cock ass slap 

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex
ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?

Slippery hot cakes 

You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).
"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes
Slippery hot cakes by Stephenboyd17 September 5, 2006

Slippery Steve 

Someone who cannot be trusted and will often do things behind somebodies back, generally an absolute twat.
Guy 1: Is Joe still flirting with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such a slippery steve
Slippery Steve by JTowers July 28, 2010