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Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.
Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003
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Senioritis

Senioritis: The crippling disease of not giving a fuck.

Symptoms: Not giving a fuck
"Jimmy hasn't given a fuck for weeks!
It's okay, he has Senioritis."

"Johnny hasn't shown up for class all week", "Yeah, I know man, Senioritis hit hard this year."
by bagelskill September 13, 2011
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Senior Salute

A-hole 1: Hey did you do the "Senior Salute" yet?

A-hole2: Not yet. Gotta find me a good babe for that.
by Whaddahell September 25, 2015
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Senioritis

Adj. The feeling that one has after applying or being accepted to college. WARNING senioritis may cause students to: loose focus, stop taking notes, stop bringing note books, stop bringing bags, not care at all about tests and grades, and feel massive urge to revert back to preschool behavior (this includes napping at inappropriate times, and coloring in hello kitty or disney princess coloring books).
Amy: Did you study for the McCully Test?

Emily: No I have been coloring instead, it seems like a better use of my time.
Amy: I can't wait to hear back from schools, then I can have senioritis as bad as yours.
by Emmiebeee January 14, 2010
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Mayfield Senior School

A private Catholic school located in Southern California, sometimes refered to as "The Bitches on Bellefontaine." The students and teachers are nice enough, but the administration is Nazi-ish. They give demerits for wearing the wrong colored socks, and they fire all the teachers the students actually like, while retaining the ones who cannot teach. It is in possession of one rather terrifying nun, known as Sister Babs and is partially run by a scary blonde ex-PE teacher.
She went to Mayfield Senior School and was forced to do the Heil Bannan and Babs.
by lynx wings April 21, 2005
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senior

your grandad
I reacurred my senior cause - they remember me,
My grandfather still smokin Weed and he's 70

Lloyd Bank$ send ya to hell
by shadow211 January 9, 2009
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senior citizen

Senior citizens get discounts whenever they go to the movies.
by Richard Swett June 15, 2010
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