Simone Taylor

A fat slag who cheats on her lanky ginger boyfriend and ditches her mates for boys she don’t even know

Err is that simone Taylor she’s got a fishy fanny her

by Ittybittytitty523 May 13, 2020

Simon Saffayeh

He is an ugly rat with short dick. He has brown hair and always wears the same nicks clothes. He is obsessed with his hat. He tends to like girls named Abigail or Katherine.

Simon Saffayeh is a bitch obsessed with andy and abba.

by bot123.2 March 16, 2022

A Simone Looze

A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others

Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.

by Chubbs_McCoy July 24, 2018

sussy simone

The act of being sussy whilst being simone

Laylaa: hi
Simone: HEllo
Layla: stop being a sussy simone

by Paul "Gypsy" Miller November 10, 2021

Synnøve and Simone

Two amazingly hot and intelligent girls. They appear like innocent angels and you would never expect them to swear or drink, but get to know them and you will be shocked to find out just how dirty a sense of humor they process and how experienced they are.

Guy: wow, those girl is such sweethearts!

Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!

by Sissy... March 20, 2013

Simons special sauce

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$

Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

by Watho July 8, 2011

Samoset

Like Oneco, Samoset is one of many ghetto shit holes in Manatee county, Fl. Its main exports are crackheads, ratchet black people, and Southeast High dropouts/ pothead teens.

If you live near Bradenton you'll know not to fuck around Samoset.

by Shitty_Cities September 11, 2018