pee on the side of the toilet

Usally done by men.
Peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise. Most done in the middle of night so no one will notice about it in your house.

You are playing videogames at night and you want to pee and make no noise so your parents won't notice.

So you pee on the side of the toilet.

by AC7F February 8, 2012

Side Friend

Someone you talk to that you really don't care about.

my side friend was annoying to talk to

by tbonehuber November 3, 2010

Sidebar pour

A ridiculously excessive pour. Specifically when ordering a drink on the rocks.

Specifically used by hipsters and residents of Austin, Texas

Man. I don't get it, I've had two Bushmills rocks and I'm wasted.

Dude, what do you expect, you're drinking SideBar Pours.

by Johnny Games October 21, 2009

Sideturn

Neil, the singer of peach pit, met a man named Chagu in Indonesia who offered him a sideturn. He later found out this meant snorting meth from Chagu's knuckle.

"I just took a sideturn and I'm now completely fucked up. Guess I'm feeling like Chagu."

by BoardBro49 November 5, 2019

dork sided

"Dark sided" as pronounce by the screaming Christian psychopath from trading spouses.

(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...

by wmike145 November 18, 2005

One Sided Love

Basically when you love someone so much and they have no idea and they don't love you back. It sucks a lot.

Linda: "hey do you like Dylan?"
Ariana: "Yeah but it's one sided love"
Linda: "Oh sorry that sucks"

by anon_ymous123 December 29, 2013

side

a gay man who does not partake in anal-penetrative sex; a gay man who enjoys all aspects of intercourse with the exception of anal penetration

Sam: I really like Josh, I think I want to go all the way with him.
Nick: Good luck, Josh is a total side.

by fckity June 17, 2015