omg im offended by words whut shall i do?

A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.

Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.

See also: Mom, Teacher

guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"

teacher:"What did you say?"

Guy 1:*repeats himself*

Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"

Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"

by FukUall August 5, 2009

Magic Shell

A thin layer of chocolate on ice cream that will freeze up when it comes in contact with air.

Hence, fecal matter residue found on one's penis after anal sex.

"Dude, when I pulled out.. bitch gave me the Magic shell !"

by The Nitwitz January 4, 2004

Heaven Shall burn

A tightass death metal band who will soon rule over all other bands.

"Dude! Did you see that Heaven shall burn shiw last night?"

"Yeah they kicked the sh!t out of all the other bands!"

by CracK.Killz December 4, 2004

shell fish

Ladies parts that are unclean and scabby and therefore cause chaffing and iritation to the penis during sex.

Her bloody shell fish near took ma nob off!

by Martin Harkins July 28, 2006

shell

fuckin gorgeous, lovely girl

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

shallow hal

Derived from the movie "Shallow Hal". A label given to one who consistently overestimates the attractiveness of other people.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is smokin'"
Guy 2: "Did you see the buck teeth on that bitch?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up shallow hal"

by bohits January 27, 2004

Taco Shell

Referred to the women's genitalia it represents a taco like shell with hair

I got with a chick last night and I started to eat out her Taco Shell.

by Sudyer September 26, 2005