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Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.
Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.
by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008
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shakebox

A very nervous person. A stickler to the rules. Someone you cannot rely on. Someone who will rat you out.
Jake is not to be trusted, He's a Shakebox, always telling the boss when we are 5 minutes late to work, what a Shakey guy.
by Rikaaa February 16, 2006
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Shake the Baby

To do somthing accidentally out of frustration or anger.
I know you've all had a long day but stay focused and don't shake the baby.

Wow, man you really shook the baby on that one.
by Deadwaite May 9, 2010
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two shakes of a lamb's tail

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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Shake a tower

take a shower.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. Came from rearranging the first letter of the first word and the first two of the second. rearranging the letters of words in some phrases is common in Distortion Language.
"We'll leave right after I shake a tower."
by Chingon December 16, 2005
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Shake your lettuce

The action of a girl shaking her vagina when out of toilet paper.

Derived from the burger king commercial were fresh, juicy, lettuce fall from the sky bouncing off water droplets... in which the leaves resemble a girl shaking her vagina.
Girl: I really need to go piss, but there is no toilet paper.
Boy: Just shake your lettuce
Girl: I'd rather wipe my Japs eye
by NickBowwow January 7, 2011
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uffy hand shake

a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
by robyn cason January 16, 2008
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