shock thread

on a message board, a thread where the threadstarter seems like they're sounding serious when it's total sarcasm. this is where people catch feelings and fail to realize it was only a joke.

threadstarter's topic: marijuana has been legalized all around the world (with extensive made-up but believable details)

posters: SAY WORD!!!!!!!!

knowledgable poster: lol it's a shock thread you fucking idiots

by lamont coleman January 4, 2008

knock of shock

An unexpected interruption (usually by a figure of authority) during an intimate moment in the backseat of a vehicle, or other public place.

Ashlee and Duke had their privacy invaded with a knock of shock, as they were getting busy in the back of his car.

by A cat and a flamingo August 6, 2007

shock site

A site that is created for offending/shocking or otherwise to gross out people with a repeating pornographic/gay porn/eating poop or other gross animation. Most shock sites does not contain bad words on its URL that will make people suspect that is a bad site. People send shock sites to their friends to trick them. The most common way is to say "free PowerPoint templates, go to www.pressurespot.com." Some sites redirects to shock sites, some viruses/JavaScript hijack your home page to a shock site. Meatspin is a shock site with full of links for other shock sites. There are also tubgirl, creampie, lemonparty.org.

I think shock sites are just funny so I sent the links to random people.

by SandaimeSpaceMan March 3, 2008

Spock Shocker

Putting your index and middle fingers together and your ring finger and pinkie fingers together and insterting the first pair into the vagina and the second into the anus.

I gave Betty a spock shocker

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Berocca shock

The brief moment of panic when you do a bright orange piss having completely forgotten that you took a Berocca.

'I think my kidneys may have shut down. I had a lot to drink yesterday and my piss is bright yellow...'
'Don't panic, this sounds like a possible case of Berocca shock.'
'ah yes...'

by scarramanga October 6, 2009

C shocker

The C shocker is a very magical sex thingy... Obviously you know what "the shocker" is, two in the pink one in the stink, etc. The C shocker is 3 steps:
1) Insert thumb in anus and index,& middle finger in vagina.
2) Hook fingers
3) Vibrate like crazy with that arm, creating great sensational feeling to female.

Ahhh shit nigga I gave my bitch the C shocker and she squealed like a fucking pig.

by Baby C-shock May 8, 2004

male shocker

the reverse female shocker - one in the dink and two in the stink (the pinky finger goes in the penis hole and the index and the middle finger penetrate the anus)

Danny was acting up at work so Rich hit him with a male shocker to smarten him up.

by Justin Beaver August 16, 2009