shlong

A fat fucking cock that cant be resisted by any women

my shlong is hard

by scrodemlickingasswipe69 December 12, 2022

Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

by RavenEden July 5, 2025

long shlong

LONG PENIS or hot dog

that man had a long shlong

by im someone October 29, 2020

shlong

sematagiolos way of saying penis but in a very gangsta and swag way,if one is to use this word in theyre everyday life they will be granted "The Nigballs" achievement.

-yourfavouritefriendtagi

oh dayum youve got a really seki shlong! it is a noun and an adjective. Oh shlong,is another way of being frightened

by j nigga May 27, 2021

shlong

penis

jackson came on my shlong

by chxikwn May 8, 2019

Shlong

Short and long depending on variables.

My cat has a shlong dick!

by TheManHymnself March 21, 2019

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021