Sharking

The act of sticking your penis, commonly known as cock, into someone else's ear. This should be, but is not necessarily, a surprise act.

The act of sharking is strongly frowned upon in some societies.


I just decided to fucking shark that bitch.

That mother-fucker just sharked me!

by Sharkmeister AKA Kakashi February 23, 2009

sharking

When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.

Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.

by Sirota June 4, 2011

Shading the ice

A saying that literally means nothing to fool dumb fellows

Person 1 "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2 "Shading the ice probably."

by Jstnissmrt May 7, 2011

Cock Sharing

This term is derived from the term cock block and is most commonly used while drunk. It refers to someone who is not attempting to split two people apart but join them in hopes of either a threesome or being able to hook up with the same person that night but usually has the effect of standard cock blocking unless the parties involved are completely shitfaced.

"Dude, your completely cock blocking that guy from that hot girl"
"I'm not cock blocking I'm cock sharing"
"wow you are really drunk"

by rockne92 November 22, 2009

Sharking

The act of committing to an event, meeting or gathering, then subsequently not showing up to that event.

"James said he was coming to the movie but he is still not here.....He must be sharking it"

by The Big Fella October 24, 2012

sharking

verb.

To have sexual intercourse vigorously.

1. "Shark me hard!!"
2. "Don't bother me I'm sharking my significant other!"

by Tumn April 3, 2009

file sharing

taking an extended lunch

a + r = a * r
In other words, 2 reactants become one product in file sharing.

by chewydrewy February 2, 2007