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dirty salt shaker

Dipping your anus over your girls face while she's laying down and allowing her tongue to enter the anal cavity
"Me and my girl did the most ultimate dirty salt shaker"
by The tang slang November 6, 2017
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Sauerkraut Sannich

I had me some sauerkraut sannich last night. My mouth still stinks. Can I borrow a toothbrush? And some antiseptic?
by Lt. Aldo Rainnes March 18, 2010
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Schauered

to become intoxicated followed by throwing up at the end of the night.
"Last night after the party, I was so Schauered."
"Oh man, I just Schauered all over my girlfriend's car."
"Last night was a bad night, I was Schauered when I got home."
by drunkgirl101 January 10, 2012
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shaper

generally a male description of a "stuffed suit " , all form no substance ! eg: football team Boston park leagues , player comes out for each game in total perfect spotless uniform ends each game in total spotless uniform never a rush or tackle that may get his uniform creased or dirty ; avoids contact plays ! = A shaper .
the team is loaded with shapers ......an easy win !
by Ditto ! August 31, 2017
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Bacon Shaker

A term for when a female slips her hand in a males front pocket, grabs the penis and shakes it.
The girl near the bar looks really kinky, I bet she is a "Bacon Shaker".
by jtumas January 12, 2010
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terd shaker

one whos hand is so far up your ass they are shaking hands with your shit...

being nosey
yo, why are you up in my biz you terd shaker

i didnt know dustin plays with booty ... terd shakin ass bo bo

omg, i just gave his girl a terd shake.
by wreckless rick August 20, 2011
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Paper Shaker

A paper shaker is a person who always seems to be busy at work but doesn't get anything done.

Paper shakers will arrive to work early and leave late to create the image that they are always working. Paper shakers exhibit all the worst examples of presenteeism. They will work when sick to make a show of it.

A paper shaker will prescribe more work as the cure for whatever ails any project. This sermonizing will never result in any new actions or change on their part. Paper shakers already see themselves as working harder than everyone else.

Don't confuse a paper shaker with a hustler. A paper shaker may see themselves as a hustler and try to create this impression. They might have a coffee mug or t-shirt that says some catchphrase like "always hustlin'" for example. At heart, they are lazy sycophants.

The term "paper shaker" comes from the idea that they always have some "proof of work" handy. Vampire hunters carried garlic to ward off evil and paper shakers have busy work to ward off actual work.

Dealing with paper shakers from a management perspective is simple. Once identified, check in with them often. Set goals with them and see where they land. Ask them what they are working on and direct them away from their own busy work. This should keep paper shaking to a minimum.
The paper shakers in HR thinks everyone should work 3.5 more hours a week to hit our targets.

Tim is such a paper shaker, what does that guy even do?

Upper management is all paper shakers, they come in early and go home late but have nothing to show for it.
by SearchFHG December 21, 2017
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