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Half Shaft

When a person can only give a blowjob half way down the penis shaft
Aaron: “Does Jillian give good head?”
Tom: “She was a half shaft.”
by raspberrylimestevie February 14, 2020
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year of shaft

When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch
Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”
by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020
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shaft-a-holic

one who loves the shaft, or anything resembling a shaft
betty: damn girl, look at that shit over there. Suzy: fuck girl, you're a shaft-a-holic
by mrk3 March 8, 2012
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shaft slap

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face
bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home
by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010
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shaft apple

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.
Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!

Dave: Want me to pull it out?

Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!
by NinjaSquared November 22, 2010
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