by raspberrylimestevie February 14, 2020

by Your a dumbass June 14, 2017

Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”
by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020

by Turbo shaft June 1, 2017

by mrk3 March 8, 2012

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face
by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.
Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!
Dave: Want me to pull it out?
Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!
Dave: Want me to pull it out?
Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!
by NinjaSquared November 22, 2010
