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severna park REALLY isn't that great. i hope i don't shock any of you by saying that we basically live in a vacuum and that your parents are probably making you apathetic, self-centered, self-important, greedy people by raising you here. SORRY! i personally can't wait to go to college and go out into the real world. i'm sure i'm not the only person who feels this way.
i was raised in severna park and now i face depression because i can't afford a lexus and/or the latest coach bag.

another fine example would be:

we vacation in the bahamas every summer and i drive a bmw, yet we somehow can't afford to go anywhere but aacc.

ouch... i know it hurts
by 123 go SP! May 9, 2005
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severna park

Ah, Severna Park, also known as "SPARK," and its inhabitants are known as "Parkies" or "SPLAXERS4LIFE!." What a quaint little town of 30,000 people, and about 6 of those are minorities. The popped collar to non-popped collar ratio is approximatly 1580:7.
A X-mas List for the average Parkie:

Hottest Lax Stick. GO SP LAX WOO-HOO! GO CARIN!! WE LOVE YOU CARIN!!!!

a pink mini iPod for all my new Gavin Degraw songs. GO GAVIN! WE LOVE U!!!

The same VERA BRADLEY BAG that everyone has. GO VERA!!

Hollister shirt!! I LOVE HOLLI!!

But Santa, my real wish is to go to Severn. Alas, we spent all that money on my Lax stick. GO SP LAX!!! GO CARIN!! GO FALCONS!!!!!
by LEP rocks!! May 9, 2005
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a all around tough girl usually a goth type who has a glare that could cut through ice. sharp tongued and ill tempered but loyal once you prove your worth her time. isn't a person of light or dark but the essence of both. the name comes from the masculine name severus in latin such as the emperor severus in rome the name essentially means strong of will as well as severe. very smart and sarcastic
i am glad that severia is my friend cus i wouldn't want to get on her bad side

severia is one of those myserious people who are intriguing enough to gain many a following
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Guy 1: How did you pull that chick WTF dude she's like a 10 and your a let's face it regect.

Guy 2: I dun know man maybe it's the swaga.

Guy 1: Oh damn here she comes... wait what is she doing OMG run for your life did you just see that she pulled a Severine on his ass.

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Severna Park

There are stuck-up assholes and bitches, althetic people, smart kids, etc. I live here and have never actually seen a "popped-collar". Not everyone plays lacrosse, nor does everyone call it lax. There are working moms and stay at home dads. Our educational system isn't half-bad, and we get decent scores on tests, though we also have slackers and idiots. Common stereotypes fit very few people, but the people who stand out the most are the stereotypical parkies. They happen to be the loudest, the proudest, and, based on observation, not the smartest.

Many of them live in a large neighborhood called Chartwell, though not all of them live there and not everyone who lives there has that attitude.

There are many places to go, and a common hangout for locals is the Annapolis Westfield Shoppingmall, where you can buy clothes and books, not to mention catch a new film.

MY advice is to not pay attention to what others say and get to know people here and not to judge them. Severna Park may be known for it's snobby jerks, but I'm sure there are plenty of people like that everywhere, or, at least, in other middle-to-upper class towns.
One Severna Park Student: "OH my god, all Alex ever talks about is lax, but it's okay because he's SO HOT."

Another SP Student:"... Like I was saying, the new Hetalia manga came out."

Yet another: "Cool! I finally figured out the geometry homework."
And one more: "There was homework?! Oh shit!"
by AverageNerd August 14, 2011
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