An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.
“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”
by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015
Get the Secret Sippermug. by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
Get the secret starfishmug. An awesome band who's words describe my life. They're very relatable. From Saratoga Springs, NY just waiting for their time to make it big.
Girl 1: Have you heard Secret Secret Dino Club's song 'When I was 16?'
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.
by Flamingo3 June 9, 2011
Get the Secret Secret Dino Clubmug. When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.
"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."
by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011
Get the Dark Secretmug. by bees on pie April 7, 2017
Get the Secret Societiesmug. The secret poet is someone who has discovered their talent for poetry but doesn't have the courage to share his/her works witht he world. These people may only share their writings with their most closest and trustworthy friends
Secrey poets can be anyone. Mostly, they are the ones who are depressed. They usually never to be in the mood they appear to be in. And, they never follow the crowd.
by Eanne May 13, 2005
Get the secret poetsmug. A secret you hide from your roommate after a night of partying. The most common secret is a burrito you pick up on your way home.
by the 20th crime June 15, 2021
Get the secret burritomug.