Seattle Basic Bitch 

A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.

Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.

Seattle Basic Bitch by Seattlelover January 7, 2015

Seattle Basic Bitch 

Is the typical angry female seen staring at her phone or just plain looking angry.If you make eye contact with this beast she will start pointing at you and screaming misagynist, oppressor,or any other litany of feminist anti-male buzzwards.

Man did you hear that Seattle Basic Bitch going off on that guy for asking her if she wanted a drink at the bar last night.

Seattle Basic Bitch by SingleSeattle November 2, 2015

Seattle Swashbuckler

When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.

Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"

Seattle Swashbuckler by Aryan Leader November 6, 2015

Seattle Semenhawks 

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

Seattle Semenhawks by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020

Seattle Prep 

where all them stuck up seattle kids go. often many students have addictions even though they have been given many chances in life. the bitches are the most stuck up ones here, they got a stick so far up they’re ass they can’t see they future of them becoming a hooker.

guy 1: “yo that bitch goes to sea prep”
guy 2: “why her insta say ‘Seattle Prep!’, ain’t nobody gives a shit”

Seattle Prep by penistosociety August 12, 2021

Seattle Squat 

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

Seattle Squat by Tant Lover November 16, 2006

seattle steamer 

while engaging in the 69 position while the male happens to be eating out the female , the female then releases a ginourmous brown substance in which is insearted into the males boca (spanish for mouth)

o man that was a nice seattle steamer (EHHH HIGH FIVVEEE)

seattle steamer by Georgene Kenneth IV October 23, 2007