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Blue Screen of Death 

The main screen of Windows.
Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.
Blue Screen of Death by Spork August 27, 2003

flat screen shawty 

Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.
"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screen shawty ya feel me!"
flat screen shawty by chefan93 October 4, 2009

Attention Whore Screen Name 

An Attention Whore Screen Name is when someone joins a chat room or virtual world and their screen name suggest that they are a slut. Such as "Pornstar07" or "FuckPrincess"
Jenna- "Hey did you see Ashly's screen name on WeeWorld?"

Brooke- "No. What is it?"

Jenna- "It is such an attention whore screen name."

off screen 

Unbelievable, Way real, Awesome, Truth, Good, Incredable.
Adam: " This place sux. Rember that garden we once lived in?"
Eve:"yeah. That was off screen".
off screen by Szymn. M August 4, 2006

Smoke-Screen 

Act of covering up information or attempting to hide intentions by conversation or an action.

The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.
e.g 1.Did u call that chick from last night?
yeah she gave me the wrong number..
HAHA you got Smoke-Screened br0!

e.g 2. Hey been looking 4 u do u have that cash u owe me!?

yeah i just gotta go 2 the bank..
U best not be tryin to Screen me!
Smoke-Screen by w3st0nb0i August 14, 2009

white screen of death 

A type of test pattern that appeared on a lot of VHS tapes before the mid-1990s. It consists of a white screen accompanied by an endless tone. If VHS tapes did not have this, they would either have static, a black screen with red numbers and a phone dialing noise, or a multicolored pattern.
Man, that white screen of death that came out of nowhere at the end of my VHS tape scared da hell outta me so much I wanted to run outta da room.