A window licker who works with computers. See also windows licker for Windows specific screen licking.
by James Law January 4, 2008

Tech TV show for people who would never pass as techies.
They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.
Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.
TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.
They teach idiots how to cut and paste. Sometimes, they tell you how to do something wild, like change your video card . . . then forget to mention voltages.
Then, they encourage the stupid to try bigger things themselves, thus drumming up business for computer shops.
TechTV is for people who can't handle a soldering iron.
by Huhk February 19, 2004

As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

A player in super smash brothers who waits on the edge of the map causing the camera to zoom out and "stretch the screen" Also see "camping"
by poping literary techniques September 28, 2009

When someone you love says something cute that makes you so happy, all you can react with is a picture of a blue screen.
Person 1: I love you so much, ya cutie!
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)
Person 2: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- (insert picture of a blue screen here)
by Starry_gal June 21, 2020

I was pretty sure Sarah was gonna come home with me, but then Katie started interrupting us and threw up a vagine screen.
by Insightful J September 25, 2010

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
