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Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.
Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.
by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018
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scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.
me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!
by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019
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Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones one own abilities, status, or ego.
Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.
by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019
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Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg
by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019
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Scramble

When one desperately attempts to text or call at least one person to deliver them weed.
My dog just ate all my weed, anyone wanna scramble?
by Dugan Champaign April 16, 2020
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scrappleflox

when you are having nasty sex with someones mother and then they call you daddy and then you get 100000 gold pieces given to Clif Moonglove
Cilf: I scrapplefloxxed your mum last night
Prime Minister Xanzibar: how could you
by Clifton Moonglove November 28, 2020
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scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.
“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her
by br1tney spears March 22, 2021
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