1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 07, 2023
1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 07, 2023
When you flush the toilet with the lid down and walk away. The toilet is now clogged and unclogged until the act of observation.
by Xesmuclaro January 15, 2022
"My code is flawless and perfect"
*with one group* "Just joking, its complete ass"
*with another* "it's just perfect amirite"
"You're a total Schrödinger's Coder you know that right?"
*with one group* "Just joking, its complete ass"
*with another* "it's just perfect amirite"
"You're a total Schrödinger's Coder you know that right?"
by Avery Zap April 02, 2022
A person who calls another person "sus" and decides whether they are annoying because of saying that and delete the message or if people actually still laughed about that.
P1: Bro, you're sus!!!
P2: ...
P3: What did he write?
P1: just a sus joke, he applied Schrödinger's suspicion
P2: ...
P3: What did he write?
P1: just a sus joke, he applied Schrödinger's suspicion
by Gamesnic the applemf June 10, 2021
a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good
by sitemanlol May 18, 2023
You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 06, 2023