Scandinavian Woodpile

The act of inserting no less than four penises in one orifice at the same time. Dildos do not count towards a Scandinavian Woodpile.

Thought your mom's last Onlyfans video was going to be lame, but then they gave her the Scandinavian Woodpile... I'll admit, even I'm impressed.

by Gorilla D March 2, 2023

Lifetime Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl over your life.

More difficult versions of these are the Scandinavian Triple and the Golden Scandinavian triple.

A Scandinavian triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities on successive nights.

A Golden Scandinavian Triple is achieved on having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.

I finally managed to complete my Lifetime Scandinavian Triple.

Well, finally, at least u managed it before Djokovic got his career Grand Slam.

by Atooooool March 30, 2016

The Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

Scadiest

1. Word pronounced when drunk or under the inflouence of any brain destroying substence

"Thats the scadiest she-male i have ever scene"

by Max. October 13, 2003

Sandisco

The future name of the Urban/Metro sprawl from Tijuana to Berkeley.

Sandisco is a blue voter district.
Sandisco has the highest average Real Estate prices in the Nation.

by Brent Richardson May 2, 2006

sandivaginitis

A condition mostly found in males in which he is overly grumpy or wussy. Closely related to PMS in women.

After getting pissed over our teasing, we discovered that Justin had a bad case of sandivaginitis.

by catsfanuk87 November 16, 2007

sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008