when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.
by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009
Get the crack saw mug.A term for a preteen woman or a human female younger then thirteen years old who has sex with grown and will go placed where she can find them to have sex etc.
Person 1: I told her," Your just a little girl, you can't take grown mens' dicks. And she said ,'Yeah, I can too take grown mens' dicks'"
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.
by The Fury 13 January 17, 2011
Get the The wildest little thing you ever saw mug.(n)- A commonly used unit of measurement referring to the 100-foot drop found on Thorpe Park's Saw roller-coaster.
Guy: He was running away from the cops and jumped a wall that was a half saw-ride!
Girl: A whole 50 feet?!?
Guy 2: I've been driving for 36,792 saw-rides; I need sleep!
Girl: A whole 50 feet?!?
Guy 2: I've been driving for 36,792 saw-rides; I need sleep!
by emilygale August 25, 2010
Get the Saw-ride mug.Adj. Typically used with people named Sawyer or Bryce, it is an endearing word used to call someone adorable or innocent.
by Starflight109 April 2, 2019
Get the Baby Saw Saw mug.by Real Nigger Trizzy December 2, 2019
Get the Sea Saw mug.“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
by Stew&theJew May 2, 2018
Get the the sawed off mug.Stand Ass Wipe: A method of wiping your ass while standing as apposed to sitting and leaning forward. Part of the DAT's (dirty ass techniques). Traditionally, this method is reserved mostly for the wealthy or individuals who have their crevasse sanitized by others. Occasionally necessary when defecating in the absence of a proper toilet as in nature or if you refuse to sit on a toilet seat. Requires help or proper balance and flexibility, hence considered dirty by most individuals.
A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.
Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)
A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.
Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)
"Are you still with your boyfriend"? "No- Uh, I saw him SAW. His mom must still wipe his behind. I ain't doing that for him".
Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".
"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".
"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"
Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".
"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".
"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"
by NoSitA There March 26, 2020
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