Law of Diminishing Remorse

The tendency of girls to become sluttier with every sexual partner that comes into their...life. A vicious/virtuous cycle (depending on who you ask) that presumably ends with taking spanish lessons just to bang Chico the gardener at age 50.

Phrasing inspired by economic theory's law of diminishing returns.

e.g. "I used to do four tequila shots when feeling frisky just to be able to excuse myself the next day for my behavior...I guess I'm already showing the effects of the law of diminishing remorse."

by true_datt October 7, 2013

Bitch's Remorse

An apology by a woman for responding (by action, speech, or words) to some innocent communication with a level of vicious anger far, far beyond any level warranted. Bitch's Remorse usually arrives about a day after the nasty attack, when she has reflected on how utterly undeserved that attack was.

Me -- so I texted Soozie a photo of her new car and she texted me back, "You asshole! You know I don't have a smartphone! Just email it!!"
My pal -- Wow -- that's pretty harsh when all you were trying to do was to be nice.
Me -- yeah, but tomorrow she'll have Bitch's Remorse. She'll text me a "sorry." I might even get laid

by RoastR February 20, 2014

boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.

"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."

by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009

remorseless betty

When a female is performing oral sex on a male and proceeds to bite his dick and smash his balls.

Lucy gave Ricky a remorseless betty after she saw him kissing ethel

by Ivan Somoza September 23, 2006

straight man's remorse

Feelings of shame, embarrassment, confusion (about feelings and/or sexual orientation), or just plain freaking out by a straight man after having been too emotionally close, physically close, or sexual with another man, who may be straight, bisexual, or gay. Based on the concept of buyer's remorse.

Jim and John were both drunk, horny, and lonely last night and fooled around with each other. Today John has a serious case of straight man's remorse.

Doug and Bill were really drunk last night, and Doug was spilling his guts about his girlfriend, and how much he hates his father, and other stuff. Doug was crying and Bill ended up hugging him for a while. Now Doug has straight man's remorse.

by swede82 February 25, 2009

buyer's remorse

The phenomenon of girls with low self-esteem who jump into bed with men (or women) they barely know, then afterwards are so filled by regret and disappointment and loneliness that they in some way try to justify their behavior by claiming that they were taken advantage of and didn't make a conscious personal choice.

"Well why did you sleep with him/her if it makes you this upset? Didn't you want to?"
"I...I don't know if I wanted to...I feel like I was taken advantage of."
"That's buyer's remorse bitch."

by alohamora November 2, 2008

Rumer Achievement

The Rumer Achievement is a hidden easter egg on Xbox 360, only available on Call Of Duty: World at War. To get it, you must play WAW at least 20hrs non-stop. Also you must nail a chick with the last name Snow, i.e. Brittney Snow.

Steps to achieve the Rumer Achievement:
1. Buy COD5
2. Jizz on the disc
3. Insert disc into Xbox360
4. Get raped in 1v1 by RHZ2010
5. Play COD5 for 10 days
6. Nail a Snow girl (thus becoming Snow Plow).
7. Play another 5hrs
8. Suck off Corporal Keith
9. Play another 5hrs
10. Finally get the ultimate "Rumer Achievement" that is worth a whopping 0 points!

History: The Rumer achievement is named after a young man who plays xbox non-stop and nails fat chick in tents! and watches porn on netflix :p

Suck, suck, suck, jizzzzzzz..... ah hows that Corporal Keith? Only one more step before i get the Rumer Achievement!!!

by RHZ2010 June 30, 2009