When some conservative lady gives you a hand job with a condom on. This can also be used when receiving a hand job from some conservative lady while she wears a leather glove.
Her: " Ew I don't want you to cum all over the place so bag that shit up. I'll give you a "bag rub."
by Saucy 5,000 March 17, 2008

a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009

by The tusk rubber October 14, 2018

The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner
by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017

by MedicChris80 October 7, 2018

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.
I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"
by jssynth July 10, 2020
