rignition

The sound your car makes when you start it but then you still have your key in the start position. kind of grinding noise.

i hope he didnt hear the rignition when i started his car

by Flunk April 8, 2007

rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike

"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"

by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009

Ridonculous

A word created by someone who thought the "dick" sound in the middle of ridiculous was hilarious. Obviously "dong" sounds funny and is a synonym for "dick", thus the need for the word is apparent.

-- "Ya know, ridonculous sounds funny and all but I want something more."

--"Ri-.......cockulous?"

--"Pure comedy gold!"

by anonom77 September 25, 2009

ridonculosity

Utter, complete ridiculousness. Foolishness way beyond belief, reason, and understanding

this feelin makes me so mad!! i love you so much ray ! this is a ridonculosity feeling!!

by mikawsky October 1, 2009

Ridoncupumped

A mix between Ridonculous and Pumped. Used in cases of extreme excitement for an upcoming event or release of sorts.

Hey man, have you heard the new atreyu albums coming out next week? I'm ridoncupumped!!!

by Conroy91 October 18, 2009

Rigne

When you're having a foot odor problem

I was at the movies the other night, and my date could smell that i was having a bad case of rigne.

by Dallas Ryan December 29, 2009