Mortal Reminder

The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.

I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.

Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."

by Mister Dope June 5, 2018

Soft remixing

Adding simple kicks and minor things into a song, while leaving the song at it's best.

-Hey this guy stole the music, added simple kicks and claims it to be his property.
-Dude, it's called Soft remixing.

by balint576 September 14, 2019

Rusty Remington

When you are banging a girl in the ass and you have poo on your meat rifle when you pull out.

"I was banging Darla in the ass and when I popped it out I realized she gave me a Rusty Remington

by MeatmissleMW1995 June 13, 2022

Metallic Reminder

To beat someone with a rusty steel pipe for doing you wrong

"(Italian American Accent) When Tony was messin up da sidewalk, I had to give him a metallic reminder if you know what I mean"

by anonymous March 26, 2023

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Redneck Remington

To give someone a rimjob with a mouthful of dip

That boy there, well, I heard he gave his pal an ole Redneck Remington a few days ago.

by Corn-Man March 6, 2024

Red Remington

Also known as a redneck rim-job.
When someone gives another a rim-job with a mouthful of dip, leaving a little bit of chaw left in the recipients anus.

I heard them boys gave each other Red Remingtons a last week.

by Corn-Man March 6, 2024