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Ralphed

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1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
Dude, I FINALLY got this girl to give me head...she didn't really want to take it, but I ralphed her good.
by Ludacross7 April 22, 2006
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Ralph

A person deemed to be rather simple. An idiot.
Person 1 : "I've just realised that I've been spelling my own name wrong for years!"

Person 2 : "What a Ralph!"
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1. Ralph - name.
2. ralph - to throw up (student slang).
The stupid moron would ralph our bash again!
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relp

How's ur relp w/her going?
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ralphie

why is that ralphie chillen on the corner..its 2am?

im gonna name my ralphie d'brickashaw
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.
All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.
by Winky March 4, 2005
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RALPH

A funny boy who is easy to make freinds with sometimes he makes these dirty jokes to make people laugh but he can be a mature freind to and he can get girls easily but alot of times he,s pretty shy. and he can be a good rapper. and when he sees someone sad he can make them happy
boy:cries. ralph: wats wrong boy: im sad ralph:HENTAI boy:laughs
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