redneck cleanse

Diarrhea

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.

by EV780 May 19, 2016

Rednecks with paychecks

Rednecks who actually have a viable source of income. They do not live in trailer parks, but you might find them in small country towns in all 50 states. They could be farmers, Lawndogs etc.

Look at them Robertsons on their riding lawn mowers. I heard they are rednecks with paychecks.

by watermelawn March 13, 2017

redneckified

Changing a liberal into a conservative.

When the Californian moved to southern Alabama she became redneckified.

by Beachtiger98 March 25, 2017

redneck hyphy

1) Act stupid, get drunk and loud, shoot guns drive trucks and back fat ass dips
2) Get crazy, get loud, start fights, fly the rebel flag and yell YEE YEE!!!

Last weekend we got Redneck Hyphy we found three drunk guys on the roof!!!!

by redneckwhiteboy101 March 29, 2017

redneck ginjenuity

When a redhead (ginger person) comes up with a redneck solution to a problem.

"Way to go red on using that piece of cardboard to the tie down that trash since u didn't have a tarp handy!" "Well that's some redneck ginjenuity right there !"

by Crakerass June 2, 2017

redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.

Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017

Redneck

Alright fuckoroos this is what a red neck would say. Rednecks are a group of people who can get take a bullet and heal in the time it takes to make whisky. They only have two sides drunk redneck and sorta drunk.

Redneck angered is ranked like this

6. Son of a gun!
5. Alllright bucko
4. You just hold your horses
3. Well now just wait a minute

2. News flash pal
1. Listen here buddy!

Dad: get yer shotgun we got coons again

Me: alright we gon get em this time

Friend: ya know you live like rednecks

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018