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crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
mugGet the crack puppetmug.

Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.
Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!
by AAA Ardvaark June 7, 2022
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Fuck-Puppet

An assistant in a horrible situation who has awareness of the level of fucked, but continue anyway in a form of negligence and obedience.
Even the most whipped, galighted person must realise they have become the fuck-puppet to a cult leader and make a choice between stopping or continuing. She chose the latter and at that point my sympathy ends.
by Sarcasticbrit June 8, 2022
mugGet the Fuck-Puppetmug.

arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)
little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up
by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008
mugGet the arse puppetmug.

Meat Puppet

Anal penetration of a female by a male while a second female fists the first females vaginal cavity and grabs the males penis during anal intercourse while holding firmly until male climaxes
Theses two girls gave me a gnarly meat puppet last night.
by Yaggggi August 3, 2023
mugGet the Meat Puppetmug.

Scrotum puppet

1. Using the folds and stretch of ones scrotum to produce puppetry

2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry
He showed me his scrotum puppet and I was both impressed and disturbed
by johnnysjohnson July 9, 2019
mugGet the Scrotum puppetmug.

Shmuck puppet

Someone of extremely low intelligence who needs other people to dictate their lives for them.
You’re a shmuck puppet, wait for me and hold the door open otherwise I can’t get in.
by Hgray0905 May 13, 2023
mugGet the Shmuck puppetmug.

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