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Now, I can only speak for public schools in Florida, but I think *most* other states' educational systems loosely follow this pattern.

Public schools are schools which are controlled and funded (or underfunded, depending on how you think about it) by the government. They are usually piss poor and lots of kids can't even read by the fifth grade. Many public schools are a travesty of education and a stain on our fine country. In addition to making kids stupid, they breed politically correct nonsense like a disease. They are filled with violence and many children are transformed into skanky hoes who can't remember having virginity. Any parent worth their beans will send their child to a private school. I know MY children will never set foot into a public school!
Ewww...a public school? Well, I'll have to wear my bullet proof vest!

Public school kid: Holy cow! You are wearing a shirt from Lacoste and seem to be reading a book!
Private school kid: Why, yes I am.
Public school kid: This indicates both money AND intelligence! You go to a private school don't you!
by interruptive_cow January 8, 2006
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Pubeion

n. a drug; smokable pubic hair

one itme Juan form south miami and his friend were really really hi on mariuajana. having smoked really trippy stuff juan decides that it would be a good idea to shave his own pubic hair and smoke it. Juan's friend who had also smoked the trippy stuff thought is was a good idea to encourage juan by saying he didnt have the balls to do it... well Juan did it a few months later he shared this story with his friends omid and kamaran from coral gables. they imideatly dubbed my use of pubic hair as a drug as "pubeion" hence the drug known as pubeion
yo juan be smoking that pubeion.
hey juan you really smoke that pubeion? yeah man. yo thats gross.
by Juan Gil April 27, 2005
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Public Masturbater

One guy

One trench coat
One sick chub
LOTS PUBLIC SEMEN.
Gabe, the ultimate public masturbater, was masturbating at the Grapevines Mills and his mom spotted him so he ran.

he was shot by Seth Rogen.
by PUBLICMASTURBATER-GABESKRILLZ October 24, 2009
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Public Forum

The best kind of High School debate. Most LDers/Policy debaters will shit on it for it's simplicity, but they're learning how to talk 300 words a minute for a flow judge while PF is learning to talk 300 words a minute OR 30 minutes a minute depending on the judge.
Ben Kessler: Yeah man, I do debate.

Other guy: But it's Public Forum

Ben Kessler: Can convince anybody on the planet, flow or lay that PF is the best debate.
by CaitBalphon January 18, 2017
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Publification

The word used to describe the publishing of public information.
In the United Kingdom where documents, designated Top secret, are allowed to be make public after a period of 30 years, unless they are designated too sensitive and they remain sealed. I have created the word Publification to describe this action.
This word can be extended to mean any information published to the public.
by Justin Photis February 5, 2008
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Public-masturbating-horse-fucker

1:One who publically masturbates, then proceeds to fuck horses. 2: An insult that will single-handedly catch off guard, and complealty shock the receiver of this insult.
1. Some Guy: Look at that public-mastur..... Oh no! No! No! No! Now he's fucking a horse! That public-masturbating-horse-fucker! 2. Guy 1: You're a douche-bag! Guy 2: You're a public-masturbating-horse-fucker! Guy 1: *falls over, and dies of shock*
by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015
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Frat Publix

The Publix on 34th and uni, NOT the Publix on 13th next to the Standard. Freshmen think it’s the latter. They are wrong. It’s called Frat Publix because of its convenient access to frat row.
Goina Frat Publix for bogo mixer.
by okboomers December 14, 2019
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