prostitot

a preteen girl who dresses like a prostitute in skanky clothes.

"Damn, look at that 6th grader. She looks like a prostitot."

by razorblade_cherry August 30, 2005

Lower Slobbovian Prostitute

Lower Slobbovia is a that country with that accent that nobody can quite understand.. kind of like Borat, but a little Russian in it, and a little Scottish maybe. it is located near neither Finland nor Croatia.
Now, Lower Slobbovian prostitutes are the worst kind of prostitutes. they have been trained from a VERY early age to be the best prostitutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a Lower Slobbovian prostitute:
-whole country is red light district. prostitution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely NO rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay YOU after sex.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-They were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.

Like the popular and over-used joke, "thats what she said", there are many jokes like this in Lower Slobbovia using Lower SLobbovian prostitutes as the butt end of the joke, making ANYTHING sexual, much like "thats what she said." here are some examples:

1.
*Andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls*
Aaron: "Wow, Andrew! You slide further and fell harder than the Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"

2.
Matt: "How did you find that history test Hayden?"
Hayden: "It was SO hard!"
Matt: "That's what the Lower Slobbovian prostitute would have said if she was given rights to speak!"

3.
John: "Ah, I've got an eyelash in my eye!"
Zach: "Go flush your eye out with water quick!"
Andrew: "You know who has to wash their eyes out? Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"

by lwer.slobov.pros. January 9, 2011

Prositot

A Prositot is any underage female that dresses outside her age limit to attract attention and affiliates with older men.

Prositot gives older man sexual pleasure for booze.

Prositot's publicly flaunt their body in hopes of gaining something.

by RhiGatti February 3, 2010

Prostate Galore

When the doctors can't figure out what is wrong with you, so they get five or more doctors to stick their fingers in your asshole at once.

Guy: I'm ready Doc
Doc: This will not be a normal prostate
Guy: What do you mean?
Doc: Its a gonna be a Prostate Galore
guy: oh you motherf..... AAAHHH!!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 27, 2017

prostituent

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.

I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.

by CarMono July 26, 2011

Prospector

a female who goes to college in search of nerdy guys who one day will be very affluent; a young gold digger or expensive prostitute who searches for men who will inherit money in the near future.

That prospector only wants money and don't date her dude she'll fuck you in more ways than one.

by sexgod92 September 1, 2011

Prostitots

One who is under the age of 15 (usually female) who acts, looks, and dresses like a prostitute.

All the girls at the party on Friday were prostitots.

by Newtown the Clown August 30, 2010