not bullet proof

Nolan, Brayden, any opp who tries me

“ i’m telling brayden and nolan u were talking abt there girls” “they not bullet proof tho”

by wearenolanK June 30, 2022

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.

Before leaving the restaurant, Mendy forced her disgusted friends to be in her proof selfie.

by bushleaguers August 15, 2016

Jouf-proof

Nukable, gore-Tex material, DWR, dog proof, child proof, cat proof, put it on a heater proof, pretty much anything proof.

Yo, my jacket survived 9/11!

Yeah but was it jouf-proof?

by JacobSND December 4, 2018

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

Alameda Proof

Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.

protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof

by AlamedaResearch June 13, 2022

Not having Proof

Not Having proof means youre stupid ass little nigga monkey

Not having Proof*
He he he haw

by Cloudy69420 April 3, 2022

Cokeyy-proof

The state in which something is safe enough for Cokeyy to not die when interacting with it.

"Did you Cokeyy-proof the nether?"
C0keyyyx burnt to a crisp
"I guess I forgot.."

by C0keyyx February 19, 2025