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promise?

any time you're getting your dick sucked behind a shed you must ask if they promise.
by b_b_b_b May 11, 2021
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THE Promise

The promise is a way of saying that you want both sides in a relationship to promise to marry eachother, this promise can not be broken under any circumstance
THE Promise being proposed to the woman

Man- I want to promise
Woman- me too, lets do it
by David 1:18 March 25, 2023
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National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
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promise

It’s something that you make up for. But never ever break.
by promiseyou February 3, 2021
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Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts
by The oll knowing September 6, 2020
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the promised Neverland season 2

The second season of the anime The Promised Neverland aka. something that never happened and will hopefully never happen again. The worst thing to ever exist (besides Boruto) and it will never be mentioned again.
Meg: *pulls out gun* You will now be a the promised Neverland season 2
Johnny: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISSAPEAR.
by yup-giver January 22, 2025
mugGet the the promised Neverland season 2mug.

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