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prettiful

the worst word i can think of.
used by people who actually cant think.
most often found used by people who get trampled on at school
*snorts* you look so prettiful!!

please dont beat me up, would it help if i called you prettiful? *sounds of extreme pain*
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Prettiful

Someone/Something who is pretty but not quite beautiful but very nearly
Look that flower is prettiful
by Jazmine C. L. August 18, 2009
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Precious Cargo

The act of (while during sex) telling your female that you are going down on her. Before eating your female out, secretly put in a long-cut dip without her knowledge and proceed to perform oral sex. During oral sex, slowly transfer the dip from your mouth with your tongue into the vaginal orifice. Afterwards proceed to have sex in order to push the contents deeper into the vagina. Finally, pretend to care about her healthy menstruation cycle and insert a tampon in the vagina so that the substance is kept sealed (think cork and wine bottle).
"Dude, I gave that bitch some precious cargo last night."

"I think Tommy gave me some precious cargo last night cause i'm still light-headed and he cared about my menstruation cycle."

"I had to douche my pussy six times last night to get all the precious cargo out."
by Buzz Lightweight May 11, 2013
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previous game advantage

the advantage of playing the previous video game in a series, giving you an edge in the sequel over other players that are new to the series.
BC2 was awesome because anybody who had ever played a battlefield game before pwned everybody who hadn't. I had a previous game advantage.
by idon'thaveapseudonym July 27, 2010
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Preciouser

More precious than another precious thing or person.
My girlfriend Elizabeth, is preciouser than me.
by Descenicy June 25, 2012
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Precious

this diamond is precious to me
by fuck definition haters June 5, 2017
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Pretentious

Someone who tells you not to think about anything negative in life is pretentious.
The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2019
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