practimist

a practical optimist

oh look at him, he is doing a rain dance and looking at the sky at the same time. He is so a practimist.

by rockeralloa March 19, 2010

practits

These are breasts which have not quite reached full size and are only for practice.

I was excited to grope her boobs cause they look huge but they turned out to be practits.

by Bob-Julian October 23, 2012

practice spouse

This is the person you first married. They are whom you practice the act of marriage with. You may or may not get it right and move to another spouse. This applies to all genders and intermingling of genders and not specific to the traditional male / female ideal of marriage.

This is my wife/husband, or as I refer to her/him my practice spouse.

In honor of my Practice Spouse Lorri H!

by SH21 March 12, 2020

Pectotetas

Las famosas pectotetas

Dale duro a esas pectotetas.
Pues voy a tener que salir a correr y tal para quitarme la grasica y pectotetas
Pectotetas vs piel flácida.

by pectoteta July 20, 2020

Self - pectations

The realistic and unrealistic expectations we create that effect us either positively or negatively in our lives

Her self - pectations contributed to her flat mood after she realised her colleagues did not prioritise work activities like she does.

by The Trumpescite May 8, 2018

The Rittenhouse Precedent

The dangerous precedent set by the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse on November 19th, 2021; that you have the right to self-defense by any means if your life is threatened by mentally ill pedophiles and rioters.

"The Rittenhouse precedent now gives deranged right-wingers the right to kill my wife's boyfriend if he chases one of them down in a riot"

by BlowtorchBassem November 20, 2021

Practical Joke

See fooling someone

Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.

by michaelbama May 15, 2019