Pootle berry muffin pie

A nice thing to snuggle with lots of hair. Good on sofa's. Can be soporific

Oooh my lovely McFadden-boy, you are such a cuddly snuggle puffin. Come over here Poot!

by Caroline November 17, 2003

pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

by Bert February 14, 2005

poster killing wind

When you open a window, and wind blows in to rip the posters and pictures off of every wall and ceiling, even on the same wall, whileyou try to scramble and catch them before they end up halfway to china.

Parent: hey, all your posters got caught by a poster killing wind.
Kid:DAMN!

by lolly katt March 1, 2009

Fudge Pootle

One who tends to shit on poodles

Hey frank, look at that white poodle over there!

Yea man, im going to go make it brown and pull a fudge pootle

by Tstawm January 25, 2011

Keep you Posted

Ya girl comes over and you get funky and tie her to the four post bed

Ill keep you posted 👉👌

by Snax3.0 May 15, 2018

Poster

I.e. cool, mega cool, excellent

"I would love to goto see ACDC live man".

"Me too, that would be poster!"

by Romeo October 21, 2004

posted

In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.

Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.

by Smack, King of Ramen April 25, 2004