goon poon

a really ugly vagina

Damn that girl had a goon poon

by scumslug November 21, 2009

Poon Tang

Poon Tang" comes to us from the Deep South. In the 19th Century New Orleans (French) was the Las Vegas of the South. The French "Putain" for prostitute was corrupted by the boys from Alabama and Mississippi that visited New Orleans from "putain" to Poon Tang. That is the CORRECT origin of "Poon Tang" and all other speculations on this board are NOT correct

She had a sweet smelling Poon Tang (poonie). Just one whiff and you were her slave!

by MacGregor2 April 29, 2011

poon pop

a vagi-popsicle, also known as a cold gine. Frosty vagina. Comes in many flavors. Yeast, pineapple, asparagus, shrimp, etc. One can increase the intensity of the flavor, by eating one or more of the above food items.

After eating pineapple and oranges for desert, Jeni had a zesty, citrus poon pop.

by C-Gizzle January 5, 2008

Jelly poon

The act of a male putting jelly on his finger and fingering a girl, jelly on his tongue and eating out a girl, or jelly on his penis and having sex with a girl.

Dude, I'm gonna go out this weekend, get some grape jelly and jelly poon my girlfriend!

by Jellystein November 10, 2009

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast January 27, 2008

poon sniffer

one who sniffs poon. (say it in a western accent)

yer a got dang poon sniffer

by poonnannie July 12, 2007

poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.

Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.

by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018