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goon poon

Damn that girl had a goon poon
by scumslug November 21, 2009
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Poon Tang

Poon Tang" comes to us from the Deep South. In the 19th Century New Orleans (French) was the Las Vegas of the South. The French "Putain" for prostitute was corrupted by the boys from Alabama and Mississippi that visited New Orleans from "putain" to Poon Tang. That is the CORRECT origin of "Poon Tang" and all other speculations on this board are NOT correct
She had a sweet smelling Poon Tang (poonie). Just one whiff and you were her slave!
by MacGregor2 April 29, 2011
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poon pop

a vagi-popsicle, also known as a cold gine. Frosty vagina. Comes in many flavors. Yeast, pineapple, asparagus, shrimp, etc. One can increase the intensity of the flavor, by eating one or more of the above food items.
After eating pineapple and oranges for desert, Jeni had a zesty, citrus poon pop.
by C-Gizzle January 5, 2008
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Jelly poon

The act of a male putting jelly on his finger and fingering a girl, jelly on his tongue and eating out a girl, or jelly on his penis and having sex with a girl.
Dude, I'm gonna go out this weekend, get some grape jelly and jelly poon my girlfriend!
by Jellystein November 10, 2009
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poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
by Archonoclast January 27, 2008
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Poon breath

The fishy smell one obtains in their mouth when they have been eating a plethora of poon.

Can be used to insult someone, or used as a word for "good" like "sick" or "dope".

(side note: eating tuna is a risk)
"Charlene, I think your boyfriend has been cheating on you! He's got a real bad case of the Poon Breath."
"Oh no that's just because he had been eating tuna"
"Oh. That'll be it."

"Hey Lester, you're such a Poon Breath!"

"Duuuuude, that is SO Poon Breath" *thumbs up*
by Ruby Dorisday April 2, 2014
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poon gazer

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!
by amanis December 9, 2008
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