goon poon

Damn that girl had a goon poon
by scumslug November 21, 2009
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Poon Tang

Poon Tang" comes to us from the Deep South. In the 19th Century New Orleans (French) was the Las Vegas of the South. The French "Putain" for prostitute was corrupted by the boys from Alabama and Mississippi that visited New Orleans from "putain" to Poon Tang. That is the CORRECT origin of "Poon Tang" and all other speculations on this board are NOT correct
She had a sweet smelling Poon Tang (poonie). Just one whiff and you were her slave!
by MacGregor2 April 29, 2011
mugGet the Poon Tangmug.

poon pop

a vagi-popsicle, also known as a cold gine. Frosty vagina. Comes in many flavors. Yeast, pineapple, asparagus, shrimp, etc. One can increase the intensity of the flavor, by eating one or more of the above food items.
After eating pineapple and oranges for desert, Jeni had a zesty, citrus poon pop.
by C-Gizzle January 5, 2008
mugGet the poon popmug.

Jelly poon

The act of a male putting jelly on his finger and fingering a girl, jelly on his tongue and eating out a girl, or jelly on his penis and having sex with a girl.
Dude, I'm gonna go out this weekend, get some grape jelly and jelly poon my girlfriend!
by Jellystein November 10, 2009
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poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
by Archonoclast January 27, 2008
mugGet the poon sharkmug.

Poon Up

What a woman gets when she goes to the gynecologist.
Had to go to the gyno to get a poon up.
by vaginosis November 14, 2011
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Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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