pooty tag

A form of tattoo placed on one's ass

Pull down your pants and show me that new tattoo . Wow that is one nice pooty tag!!

by dee62 August 7, 2011

Pootyfart

A stinky swift wind that blows out of the rectum so smooth that nobody notices, yet smells like the shit they call New Jersey

Awgh man..... You just left a pootyfart didn't you...

My pootyfart brings all the girls to the yard...

by jacquethegreat September 18, 2012

pooty-nupty

A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.

"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.

by Pooty-nuptologist October 15, 2014

pooty wick

When a tampon string hangs out

Damn did you see Lolita's pooty wick hanging out of her shorts?

by winklies June 2, 2015

pooty

To take a dump and call it 'pooty'. A term for individuals who have a poop fetish.

Eww, did you see that porno last night with the pooty lady smearing shit all over herself? AND it came from her own ass!

by Jerry Jerry June 8, 2015

Pootytang

A bomb ass drug (candle wax shavings)

Types of pootytang: Cherrytang, voldertang, bubbletang, etc. "Ooowee this is some bomb ass pootytang homez." ◑ˍ◐

by *twirls* July 13, 2015

Pooftaface

An expression used to describe a meal in which the food is really shit and disappointing, almost enough so to ruin someone's mood, but luckily the company is amazing and almost makes up for it.

M: Did you taste this ice-cream?
B: Yeah, pooftaface! It tastes like dick.
M: It must be Coles homebrand.

by cptnckhd December 10, 2016