princess poodle butt

a nick name your mother gives you as a child.

"hey Princess poodle butt come over here ive got something to show you".

by "Why you do?" May 2, 2019

shoshiee poodles

use when you are trying to tell your class of high school students to shut up

oi! shoshiee poodles!

by shaunz@schl February 13, 2018

Poodle bumps

A term of endearment, like snooky ookums, sweetie pie etc. A nonsense word.

"I love you poodle bumps".

by Somedumfuk Chin Li October 26, 2009

Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend October 4, 2012

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless August 22, 2008

Poodle

The act of completing a Wordle, Worldle or Heardle whilst defacating.

"I'll be back in 10. Just off for a Poodle"

"Are you OK? You were in there for 25 minutes!?"
"Nothing to worry about, just a particularly tough Poodle today"

by Goosepoo May 25, 2022

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019