pillow biter

A slang and highly derogatory term for a homosexual male. It was likely inspired by the notion that a male engaged in anal sex would be face-down into a pillow, biting into it.

"I think it's about time that those pillow biters be allowed to get married. They have rights, too."

by Oyx August 5, 2008

Pillow Rider

A woman (usually), person who sits on a pillow and rubs his or her genitals (usually the clit) on a pillow while riding it much like a cock.

Hence the term, pillow rider. Riding a pillow.

Check out that pillow rider over there, man she loves to ride that pillow!

by Seymour Bhatt March 7, 2010

the pillow sham

To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.

Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Pillock

A man who has dropped a major bollock. Not nescessarily a stupid bloke, rather, one who has done a stupid act.

You great Pillock, why in God's name did you grab her arse?

by Tosher February 10, 2002

cool like the other side of the pillow

Someone or something that is superlative

"Yo, that jacket is cool like the other side of the pillow"

by joe October 13, 2003

pillow therapy

Terminally ill patient requiring/desiring physician-assisted suicide.

Mr. Smith stroked-out. He's in desparate need of pillow therapy.

by Mike Ellis October 1, 2003

Pollock the Porcelain

Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.

May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.

Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."

Pollock the Porcelain: verb

"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."

by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007