Poseidon's Sacrifice 

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.

I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.

Poseidon's Sacrifice by TheMadHead May 9, 2018

T-pose 

Default position of 3D models standing straight with spread-eagle arms, tailored into a meme most notably by the instagram channel wokeist.

Cashier: Sir that'll be seventeen doll-...what are you doing?
Jared: *In the T-pose*

T-pose by j i j February 28, 2018

COV POS 

The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.

Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.

COV POS by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

Toxic Positivity 

Toxic Positivity is the belief that, "if you just stay positive, you will overcome any obstacle," to such a degree that you invalidate natural emotional responses and the person having those feelings.

Her Toxic Positivity left her friend feeling like his feelings were not important and he was overreacting.

Toxic Positivity by Netrillian February 22, 2019

Cigarette Position 

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth

Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire

Cigarette Position by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020

Poston Junior High 

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

Poston Junior High by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

South China Morning Post 

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.

South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up

South China Morning Post by Jagohno October 21, 2020