Bitch Please

A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.

"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".

by Urban Dictionary January 26, 2004

dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.

I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha

by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010

Mother Fucker Please

Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.

Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."

Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."

by StumpEase November 9, 2010

Hipsta Please

it's like the same thing as saying to the hipster "yeah, right" or "give me a break". It's an urban style way to say "Hipster, Please stop your nonsense".

Hipster: I only listen to music that nobody know. That makes me different from everyone.

Me: Hipsta Please!

by Purple Little Star 0386 June 29, 2012

cracka please

this is what you say when you want a cracker

kid: cracka please
lady: here you go *gives him a cracker*
kid: thank you

by sanghyun March 22, 2008

check please

when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.

" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"

by MollyRust May 29, 2019

Girl, please...

A phrase used when talking. A way of saying "Just stop, ok?", or "That's ridiculous...", or "What were you thinking?". Usually said with a kick of sass to it.

1. Miranda: "And he said he was married and all...but he said that their relationship was rocky...so I thought that meant he could have sex with me. It wasn't my fault, really!"
Lizzy: *Rolls eyes* "Girl, please..."

2. Stacey: "...So who cares if I'm now in a thousand dollars of debt? I mean the shoes ARE really cute...right?"
Emily: "Girl, please..."

by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010