xbox player

People who like to get their ballsacks tickled by their friends during movies and masturbate naked to shirtless pictures of chris evans

bro what console do u play on?
xbox bro, im a xbox player
damn u like getting your nuts sucked and flicking the bean to chris evans shirtless, bro?
yeah bro for life. am kinky

by pplschamp September 16, 2023

Lol Player

a person who i simp for even though they don't take shower and only go out for food

"i simp for this guy"
"he is a lol player"
"i simp even more"
"ew"

by searching4cuteid March 03, 2022

fashion player

typicaly used to describe sum1 who will spend ridiculous amounts of money on items of clothing because of the name/logo on said item

note: this term is often used by townies/rude tings to kiss each other's asses

person A: Dude! i just bought these NIKE SHOCKS!!!!!
person B: Thats well good! How much?
person A: £120 brother!!!!
person B: COOL!!!!!!

by head of the commity for the liberation of society from rudeness May 01, 2004

Heineken player

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.

"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"

by Next BANTER!!! September 22, 2011

player parking

similar to rock star parking, player parking is not limited to spots in front of a club or bar, but even the prime spot in front of the burrito place which allows you to keep an eye on your car while you are ordering/eating

I can leave my windows down and not worry about my shit gettin jacked because i got player parking

by DKStamos16 March 21, 2008

Team player

Someone who is there for the team and assisting them for a win

Damn Ryan Nolan has 6 assists in fortnite he’s a real team player

by Big I’ll March 07, 2018

Oboe player

Argueably one of the most bizzarre species of band geek. These people's brains are compromised by immese amounts of pressure building up in their heads as they work to push a ton of air through that tiny little reed. Their approximate male to female ratio is 1:3. They do not get much drama in their section which can probably be attributed to their small numbers and tendancy not to care very much about anything but their reeds. Oh yeah, harm an oboe reed or threaten to, and they will freak out on you. Contrary to popular belief, the oboe is not used often for masturbation (not only do the players not tend to be very pervy, but it's just too small!) Oboe players can usually play at least one other instrument too. Thus, they are bisectional.

I am an oboe player. Oooh, pretty colors!

by i love my oboe! April 16, 2009