Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.

I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.

Dirt Pinch by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

mr pinch 

A man who comes into your window at night and “pinches” tiny amounts of marijuana while you’re not looking.

“Dude, hide your weed at night, mr pinch might come through and steal tree”

mr pinch by YourBeat32 July 14, 2019

Pre Party Pinch 

Losing one's sex drive to someone attractive before a party in order to not do anything sexual with an unattractive person(s) at the party.

When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).

Rick: I 'eard Chantelle was going to the party at the Chalk, so I'm gunna have a pre party pinch with the babe next door before I go.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.

Pre Party Pinch by Christov Jamacia October 21, 2010

Do in a pinch 

When a person is generally considered not attractive enough to hook up with but they will suffice when it’s late, you’re drunk or if you need a ride.

She’s not hot but she’ll do in a pinch.

Do in a pinch by Mr. Bunluv June 7, 2018

2 inch pinch 

A sexual term, describing the action of placing a finger in an anus and thumb in the vagina, then pinching. Or vice-versa.

Last night was great, I gave my woman the old 2 inch pinch.

2 inch pinch by hoary marmot January 14, 2008

Quick Pinch

An informal, yet polite, way to excuse yourself from any situation where you must run and eradicate your cramping bowels of fecal matter because holding it is simply not an option.

Example 1:
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............

Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.

Quick Pinch by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Gentleman's Pinch 

A small amount of marijuana (usually from .5 grams to 2 grams) given to a friend or regular customer that has run out. Typically this is to tide them over until the regular smoker can purchase their next bag.

Friend 1: "Shit man I'm all out and I don't get paid until tomorrow!"

Friend 2: "I'm still holding. Don't sweat it. I'll run you a Gentleman's Pinch here in a few."

Friend 1: "Awesome. Was about to be a long day!"

Gentleman's Pinch by Memphis Chris September 4, 2010